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Spike · October 2, 2006

was down in london today having to get up at 6 so i could get the train down. Not too bad usually but I didn't get to sleep until 3 despite going bed at 11.40 last night. when I left it was tipping it down I decided to put on a nice warm overcoat. Got off at Euston and walked to our offices in Farringdon Rd and it was lovely and warm so i arrived sweating there my knackers off.

Needed a dump just as the meeting started and there wasn't a break until two and even then everyone decided as we were running over to have lunch and carry on the meeting. Meeting ended just after 4 and I was gonna hop in a cab with a couple of others but they buggered off when i was dropping the now long stewing wolfbait.

Didn't have enough cash on me for a cab so walked back to Euston and it was pissing down. Somehow I took a wrong turn which turned the 25 minute walk into a 50 minute one with me soaked to the skin despite the overcoat.

Got the train ok but had to wait a few more minutes before it set off and I was overwhelmed by a sudden case of gutrush from a dodgy prawn sandwich at lunch. So there I was hanging on and hanging on until we finally got moving. Have to say, no matter how much better the lavs are on these new trains, it's a fecker to wipe your harris standing up in all that space. To top it off as soon as I opened the door to get out some poor old pensioner had to go and do their business in the presence of my a*** fug.

got home after a very long day and feeling fecked. Sit down to watch the telly and see a giant fecking spidering stalking me. Got rid of it by trapping it in a glass, only for a fecking daddy longlegs to fly in when i was chucking the spider outside and now i have that gangly t*** buzzing around the tv and pc.

Presently feeling like s*** and feeling like i may be coming down with summat so I'm relaxing with a glass of whiskey.

Oddly enough the day started with me seeing Rick Parry getting the same train from Crewe (hair is now neatly trimmed and he wasn't wearing a clown siut for once) so at least I know who to blame for all of this

marvinbarcelona · October 2, 2006