Captain Chaos

wasn't it an April Fool's thing anyway??

Regarding the Press Conference yesterday, the medical expert said that they were expecting 80% of the population to contract the virus so that's 80% x 66,000,000 which is 52,800,000 and then he also said a mortality rate of 1% So in the next few months they're expecting over half a million people to die!! Lucky we're in good hands then...

Did Tyler just mention the "Empty-had"?

eh??

my wife's initials are FMG - she's never mentioned the roller though!

Railway Modelling is the way to go!

Head gasket blowing could mean a number of factors, generally though, it won't have affected the bottom end of the engine, crank shaft, pistons, etc. So they could in effect just skim the top of the engine block, make sure the head is flat, put in another head gasket and fix the problem that caused it in the first place, possibly overheating. Certainly not an £11,000 bill

"'cos ----BLEEP---- are the greatest football team"

sorry mate, I didn't see your post! Great Minds eh??

how about if they swapped ARE and the Kop around. The Kop (current ARE) could be single tier with plenty of space to expand backwards and the current Kop could be put to two or three tiers with the limit of expanding backwards!

Anything By Conrad Jones -very dark, plenty of murders and mainly set in Liverpool.

I reckon we'll see a backshot of Sam writing the whole saga up, when we get closer and turn towards his face, we'll see Sam played by George R.R.Martin!!

done!

what's that plastic thing on the Umpire's arm?

gotta be this one...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8RHBXjMlE