Michael

Jeez, my stream’s behind!

Sliced it.

You do realise it went in?

Well win.

Buy lasses?

Maybe the W should be a P?

Even if UEFA kick them out, it still needs to be ratified by FIFA, so what will Infantino do?

At least both their centre backs are on yellows. Hopefully the ref decides to send one off to cover for his c**k-up.

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That needs to be posted in the Newcastle forum. I know they will all be fretting about how he is getting on on his first day at big school.

I think they added something about loyalty as well.

Was it the hunched back and the constant reference to the doctor as master?

There’s going to be some bad blood between Parish and Glasner*, and as for those silent American investors in a blind trust who have nothing whatsoever to do with the running of the club and have just lost £35m, they may be looking at a different sort of contract. *He’ll be off as soon as the United job comes up.

Pardew is an utter tw*t. He’s blaming Liverpool for taking Guehi when Parish has chosen to sell him because he wants the money now rather than lose him for nothing next year. Guehi hasn’t kicked off. Palace could have simply said no if they didn’t want to sell and that would have been the end of it. I bet he swears at the shop staff in Tescos when they actually give him shopping and take his money.

If you look closely you’ll see that it’s actually Rob Brydon.

Yeah, Isak

Luke and Edward.

Would we be bringing Gomez on if he’s supposedly off to Milan? Looks like he’s staying.

I nominate Zubimendi for a red card today.

Surely you mean €5

Surely you mean “nein”

Geez, Steve parish really is a tough negotiator.

Let’s present Isak and Guehi on the pitch before the Arsenal game even if we haven’t signed them!

If Isak were to tell them he’s staying, they would have technically “got one through the door “………,,.,then they could sell him.* *They’re Geordies, so it could work.

All part of Amorim’s plan: no European football so the players can concentrate on domestic competition, no cup football so the players can concentrate on the league, bottom of the league so the players can be sold, no players so save on salaries. Ratcliffe will be delighted.