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#1 R A Softlad

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Posted 14 December 2005 - 04:04 pm

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

#2 matty

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Posted 14 December 2005 - 04:07 pm

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#4 Coyler

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Posted 14 December 2005 - 04:08 pm

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#5 R A Softlad

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Posted 14 December 2005 - 04:44 pm

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