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#1 Murphman

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:11 pm

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had featty sweet and featty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.



Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hillocks and dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimlight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.

"Mist all chucking frighty!!!", said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping bares over ollocks, so dropper her slass glipper.

The next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.

"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the
prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The prandsome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

#2 Maldini

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:17 pm

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#3 slapnuts

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:40 pm

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#4 Scally the Wag

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:57 pm

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#5 cymrococh

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Posted 14 December 2005 - 12:17 am

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#6 Scally the Wag

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Posted 14 December 2005 - 12:27 am

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Edited by Scally the Wag, 14 December 2005 - 12:27 am.


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Posted 14 December 2005 - 12:34 am

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