The first Christmas joke
Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:05 am
"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven." The first man
fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates,
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
pulled out a pair of women's knickers. St. Peter looked at the man with
raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those symbolise Christmas?"
The man replied, "They're Carols."
And So The Holiday Season Begins....
Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:22 am
Posted 13 December 2005 - 03:52 pm
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