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#1 slapnuts

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:05 am

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly
gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven." The first man
fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
It
represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates,
said
Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He

shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally
pulled out a pair of women's knickers. St. Peter looked at the man with
a
raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those symbolise Christmas?"





The man replied, "They're Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins.... ;)

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:22 am

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#3 Coyler

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 01:11 pm

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#4 Murphman

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 01:22 pm

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#5 slapnuts

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 02:05 pm

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