Random low content stuff

[stressederic]

3 minutes ago, Tosh said:

Enjoyed that, thanks. I cannot imagine an “armistice party” today but essentially that’s what the (pre-c-19) street parties today would have been 

Although possibly slightly less prostitutes with the pre-c-19 street parties today.

[Gethin]

2 minutes ago, stressederic said:

Although possibly slightly less prostitutes with the pre-c-19 street parties today.

Don’t worry, they’re all round Kyle Walker’s gaff

 

[stressederic]

Just now, Gethin said:

Don’t worry, they’re all round Kyle Walker’s gaff

 

Presumably for a tedious afternoon where he is constantly found out of position and only barely rescues the situation thanks to his speed?

[Tosh]

11 minutes ago, stressederic said:

Although possibly slightly less prostitutes with the pre-c-19 street parties today.

Fewer prostitutes.

bloody academics.

[kop205]

21 minutes ago, Tosh said:

Enjoyed that, thanks. I cannot imagine an “armistice party” today but essentially that’s what the (pre-c-19) street parties today would have been 

Ain't no part like an armistice party

[stressederic]

4 minutes ago, Tosh said:

Fewer prostitutes.

bloody academics.

If I’ve discovered one thing as a straight white male academic it’s that existing rules don’t apply to me! Grammatical or otherwise!

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

we've reached the end of the internet

 

 

[McBain]

Got home at half four and one of the neighbours, possibly the old couple two doors away have been playing, loudly, Vera Lynn and other assorted 40s 'classics' in the garden the whole time since. 

I'm almost wondering at this point if they put the CD on repeat then both carked it

[jimbolala]

That clip of the monkey on the motor cycle stealing a baby is full on nuts.  Then there's another where monkey gangs have a gang war in Thailand.  Wtf

 

[Romario]

So yesterday my son asks me if I can hear the sound of a mosquito device ( those devices that people install to move along teenagers. Not sure if they are legal.) He had a link to it on YouTube and I couldn’t hear it at all but he could.
His friends were playing around with it and sending it to each other on WhatsApp.
He said it’s a horrible sound and he’s started to hear it in our garden. 
So I looked it up and apparently there is something called an Ultrasonic Pest Repeller. We have neighbours who are quite “particular” about their garden and I reckon they bought one as she mentioned our cat came into her garden the other day which she wasn’t happy about at all. No idea if it works on animals. 

It supposedly buzzes every 30 seconds or so. So now he’s not going outside and prefers to sit inside as the sound is so annoying. 

So how would you broach this with a neighbour you’ve had a little bit of history with ? 

 

[DazzlaJ]

My neighbours cats s*** in my garden all the f***ing time.

 

Does my head in.

 

Tell me more about this device.

[Romario]

Haaha! 

[Tosh]

@Romario your chain is being yanked

He’s a teenage boy. They are programmed not to go outside. Some go as far as becoming Goths. 

 

[Swan Red]

We have our millionth post on the forum*

*not the millionth like but recorded as such

@pipnastysee @Cobsfor a fiver

[Ostrich Man]

 

https://jezebel.com/mens-favorite-ages-are-20-21-22-and-23-a-data-dive-1731660984

[pipnasty]

On 13/05/2020 at 20:59, Swan Red said:

We have our millionth post on the forum*

*not the millionth like but recorded as such

@pipnastysee @Cobsfor a fiver

Get the f*** in

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

2020 - what the f*** are you doing?

Coronation St actor Philip Middlemiss wanted over sale of military planes to Ghana

 

[Tommok]

32 minutes ago, Sir Tokyo Sexwale said:

2020 - what the f*** are you doing?

Coronation St actor Philip Middlemiss wanted over sale of military planes to Ghana

 

Blimey

[muleskinner]

Always knew Dishy Des was a wrong un  he ruined Raquels life.

[Tommok]

https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2020/05/i-played-ms-monopoly-board-game-feminism/611725/

An assessment of the Ms. Monopoly game.

Spoiler alert: the game sounds a bit odd.

The premise is well meaning but it sounds like they got the actual game pretty wrong

[Redwire]

30 minutes ago, Tommok said:

https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2020/05/i-played-ms-monopoly-board-game-feminism/611725/

An assessment of the Ms. Monopoly game.

Spoiler alert: the game sounds a bit odd.

The premise is well meaning but it sounds like they got the actual game pretty wrong

The advert is amazing.

[Tommok]

5 minutes ago, Redwire said:

The advert is amazing.

Yeah

Initially I thought it was for something completely different. 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

APB @Molby

remember that place in Liverpool you looked at for us all? Can you go to Pittsburgh & check it out

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/480-Rainier-Dr-Pittsburgh-PA-15239/11262049_zpid/

 

 

[Sion]

Has football Twitter always been so full of anonymous fan accounts seemingly run by teenagers or has it increased during lockdown? Presumably heightened by schools being off.

Every football story is absolutely over run by s*** wind-up accounts called something like 'King KDB' or 'Rapid Rashford' 

 

 

[cymrococh]

16 hours ago, Sir Tokyo Sexwale said:

APB @Molby

remember that place in Liverpool you looked at for us all? Can you go to Pittsburgh & check it out

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/480-Rainier-Dr-Pittsburgh-PA-15239/11262049_zpid/

 

 

I would absolutely love to live there. When I get divorced.