"Allardyce" Twitter feed

[Hassony]

I'd be tempted to write a pilot. It's very Partridge-esque in places, basically he's a massive c*** and doesn't realise it. Swipes got two cracking support characters in the wife and mother. Thrown Phil Brown in there and Slur, it'd write itself!

 

I can see him doing an alternative speech at Christmas too

[Ed the Wool]

I can see him doing an alternative speech at Christmas too

 

Big Sam addresses the nation. I can hardly wait.

[Clay Davis]

Both Big Sam and Lucas mentioned in the Twitter feature in this months Four Four Two...

Cheers for the heads up pal. Rosebud nipples one had me in stitches too.

[fyds]

Ta boys!

The Hawking stuff was excellent mate - and eating a fanny pad...

[Clay Davis]

Both Big Sam and Lucas mentioned in the Twitter feature in this months Four Four Two...

What did it actually say mate?

[Swipe]

What did it actually say mate?

 

There's a feature about footballers Twitter pages.

 

At the bottom of one of the pages they have "six of the funniest fakes".

 

It has Sam, Berbatov, Lucas, Joey Barton, Phil Brown and Keane with an example of one of their tweets.

Edited September 6, 2010 by Swipe

[stressederic]

As these seem to be getting a decent bit of press, I think you should possibly consider self-publishing a book in time for Xmas.

[Swipe]

My girlfriend is on at me to email Four Four Two and ask for a job!

[Hassony]

My girlfriend is on at me to email Four Four Two and ask for a job!

 

get her to do it, pretending to be your agent

[Swipe]

Could work!

[stressederic]

Get Big Sam to do it.

[jimmylibel]

My girlfriend is on at me to email Four Four Two and ask for a job!

 

An "Ask Sam" problem page perhaps?

[Swipe]

An "Ask Sam" problem page perhaps?

 

That's an idea!

 

She reckons a column or even a little cartoon strip could work.

 

I reckon they'd probably tell me to do one.

[dorgie]

I reckon they'd probably tell me to do one.

 

In which case, try the Viz

[Clay Davis]

An "Ask Sam" problem page perhaps?

Fantastic idea.

 

Don't think Lucas could offer much to such a publication.

[johngibo YPC]

Best Twitter at the moment

http://api.twitter.com/chilean_miner

[Swipe]

Best Twitter at the moment

http://api.twitter.com/chilean_miner

 

I like the Apple Pie helmet one.

[scoose]

TheBig_Sam - The wife accused me of cheating. Said my chinos "stank of sex". Sex must smell very similar to piss and chip fat if that's the case.

 

 

 

f***en brilliant boss

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

:lol:

[fyds]

TheBig_Sam - The wife accused me of cheating. Said my chinos "stank of sex". Sex must smell very similar to piss and chip fat if that's the case.

Fantastic Swipe - really is...

[Swipe]

Ta Fyds

[scoose]

I reckon you should do a few where fat sam is ryan babels rap music promoter. Been looking at Babels twitter. He's got too much time on his hands that lad

Edited September 8, 2010 by scoose

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Without wanting to bum Swipe, I couldn't come up with even one a day half as funny, never mind 6 or 10 or whatever he does

[fyds]

'Oh, for f*** sake. How the f*** do I tune this tw*t of a harp'

 

I hope as it's clearly getting noticed in medialand that someone gives him a chance on some paid work along these lines - well deserved if it happens*. Even my wife who would normally find such things 'peurile' (well, she is a teacher) possibly because she knows who Allardyce is and loathes the Hutt-like flobby bloater, almost pissed herself reading it when I showed her - she's now following it too

 

*Swipe - your'e way too sharp for Four Four Two which is a right pile of fetid old Lovejoy thesedays.

Edited September 9, 2010 by fyds

[libero]

Can't believe this d****ead is burning Koreans at his church in Florida. They're lovely people. Didn't he see their team at the World Cup?

 

Genius