RBM

I’m taking a sabbatical from football for a while.

Bottlers

Completely blown it

Turgid

We could play until next weekend and not score

It’s like they’ve just given up

It’s like watching us last season again. Utterly useless

This is a shambles again

It’s good isn’t it? No departure from his previous stuff, more of the same and unmistakably him, but I like it a lot.

I got 1 ticket this year through the membership ballot.

Ought to be ashamed of themselves. Appalling performance. The season looks like it’s gone to s*** in a week

This is why you should invest in proper walking boots and not prance around hot countries in heels, no matter how well they match your handbag

They seem to have vanished it’s a great shame

Also the egg is one component of a scotch egg not the scotch egg in its entirety. The egg is stuffed inside the meat, and we all know Gary O’ Neil has a penis shaped like a peeled hard boiled egg, which is by coincidence the very reason he was sacked at bournemouth, as Dominic Solanke found it very off putting when he saw it in the shower and led to a long drought in front of goal. Iraola’s more normally shaped Salsiccia appendage has been much more to his liking with Solanke hitting a rich vein of form.

Technicalities. A scotch egg is rammed full, just like Chrisbonnie’s ma